Why are we Crazy about Outlaws and Vikings?

August 30, 2020

If there was one group you could truly call the Outlaws of history, it was the Vikings. That’s probably why we’re so fascinated with them.

This is not a new phenomena. In 1882, as Irish writer, Oscar Wilde watched a crowd gather around the house of slain outlaw Jesse James, he lamented. “The Americans are certainly great hero-worshippers and always take their heroes from the criminal classes.”
In Australia, we have a fascination with bushranger, Ned Kelly who wore a crude metal helmet and breastplate to protect him against the bullets of lawmen. They eventually brought him down with shots to his legs and he was hanged in 1880 at the Melbourne jail. His last words were, “Such is life.” Like many Australians, I know this off the top of my head. I couldn’t however tell you the name of the policeman who caught Ned, as while Kelly is celebrated in films, in art and literature, the men who pursued and captured him have faded into obscurity.

Ned Kelly Outlaw

Australian Outlaw, Ned Kelly, with the armour that made him immortal.

I’m sure somewhere, somebody has done a study on this, but even without that, I could think of a few reasons for this fascination:

  • Most of us are ruled by a system we believe is rigged against us. We struggle from day-to-day to make ends meet, while we watch people at the top continually cheat their way into more and more wealth, while behaving in the most unethical manner. Look at Jeff Bezos and his treatment of the Amazon workers for instance.
  • We are over-regulated in Western society. We can’t seem to move, without some kind of law restricting us. In Australia, for instance, I couldn’t even buy a pet turtle for my daughters without first getting a government licence and mandatory training. We are suffocated under an avalanche of regulations and the fees that go with them.
  • Most of us are descended from pioneers or Outlaws. Americans sailed over from the UK and blazed trails through the country. They stood against British tyranny, banding together in rag-tag groups to fight and defeat the most powerful army in history. In Australia meanwhile, many of us were descended from convicts who were either Irish political dissidents or people who broke the law to avoid starvation. We were the people who dared to act.
  • If we go back even further in time, most of us have Viking ancestors. There’s an old saying, “To the victors go the spoils,” so you can imagine the number of part-Norse children who were born nine months after every Viking conquest. The Viking inclusions went on for centuries throughout the UK and most of Europe.

So while we grit our teeth and go through the day-to-day motions to comply with the bidding of our masters, we dream of freedom and romanticise about those who raised their middle finger to tyranny and set sail to escape it, or to fight against it.

Raising the middle finger to Tyranny

And of course there was no group in history who raised the middle finger more than the Vikings. It was almost like like putting Billy the Kid, Ned Kelly, Bonnie and Clyde, (yes there were women) and the rest of our Outlaws into one longship, arming them with axes and swords and throwing them into a group of hypercritical, god fearing, righteous, pompous lords and priests, surrounded by ass-licking servants. You can just imagine what would have been going through the bewildered, narrow minds of those on the receiving end: “How could God let this happen to me?”

Viking Raid

Every Christian nation at the time robbed their poor to fill the churches with gold and silver ornaments. They persecuted anybody who dared to think differently, cut the hands off children who took food to stay alive and burned healers who believed in natural remedies. They treated their women as property and kept them as servants to their husbands and fathers, without any rights.

Then the Vikings sailed in and did the unimaginable. They looted the churches and monasteries, putting the clergy to the sword. They ran over the top of the Kings’ armies and turned the whole system upside down. And (God forbid) they brought women to fight alongside them.

Vikings championed the spirit of adventure more than any other group in history.

As we learn more about the Vikings and their exploits, we realise that they were much better explorers than those we learned about in school, like Christopher Columbus and Francis Drake. 

  • The Vikings were probably the best explorers in history. They travelled to the American continent centuries before Columbus in open boats, and travelled as far south as Baghdad in the Middle East. They raided most of the coastal areas of Europe and settled many of those countries afterwards.
  • They were feared by every army they fought, as they would rather die than surrender. They welcomed death in battle as the way to enter the great hall of Valhalla in the afterlife. 
  • They had a more equal society than any other during that period, with women entitled to divorce settlements, owning property and in some cases, going on raids and fighting alongside men.

Chances are that few of us will ever break away, raise the middle finger and experience the kind of freedom those Viking raiders used to enjoy. It’s fun while it lasts, but it usually ends abruptly and violently. We have to settle for the escape from reality that we get from reading about Outlaws and Vikings or watching them on Netflix. It’s that need for escape that drives our fascination for them.


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